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By Carla Collins
In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the realm into the angels who advisor us, encourage us, and shop our butts; the horny and stylish vampires who suck the lifestyles out people; and the douche baggage who regularly annoy, disgust and taunt us.
With a quick wit, faux breasts and actual middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her approach via seventy-two imaginary associates, a number of fiancés, 8 canines, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her well-deserved lifestyles classes will express you that by means of taking hazards, embracing humiliation and tapping into the facility of laughter, something is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.
Attract extra angels into your existence, keep an eye on your vampires, and retain the entire douche baggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche luggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.
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